Cards Against Humanity is hiring a CEO; candidates must be Barack Obama

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Game company “Cards Against Humanity” is seeking a new CEO to help guide their wayward business.

The company admitted in the job advert that they “have no idea” what they’re doing.

“This year, we wasted an enormous amount of time and 
energy trying to get Hillary Clinton elected President, and on Black Friday we dug a huge hole in the 
ground because we wanted to find out if it would be funny,” the advert said.

Upon reading the advert, the position appears to come with impressive benefits. Candidates who past muster would receive 51-percent stake in the company, the ability to set your own salary, access to office pantry with unlimited almonds. Unfortunately, there is only one caveat that prevents essentially all applicants from realizing their almondy dreams.

All applicants must basically be Barack Obama.

While the standard leadership characteristic jargon is present within the advert, there are a few notably unique requirements present. Such requirements include experience in hunting terrorists and a minimum of eight years experience as President of the United States or equivalent nation. The company would also strongly prefer the first black editor of Harvard Law Review.

It isn’t surprising to see Cards Against Humanity cracking a political joke. The company openly discusses its community and political involvement. One notable achievement of the company was raising almost $5 million for nonprofit partners, including funding over 13,000 teacher projects in high-poverty classrooms in the U.S.

No response from former president Barack Obama has been received regarding the advert, but the chance to set his own salary and and obtain endless almonds might be appealing.

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